The original Crysis isn’t necessarily poorly optimized.  Crytek bet core clocks would keep climbing annnnd actually it’s multicore CPUs that took off so it ran like shit on everything.

Censoring, rather than banning, edgy little shits and assholes just tempts them to say it more and try to bypass it.

It’s speculators trying to drive up the price of old games through bogus auctions selling to each other.

If Heritage Auctions is involved it’s a scam sale.

Well, I mean, it’s the DirectX Box, and since the PS4 they’re essentially PCs so of course MS has a leg up on that.

The artists working on nextgen Witcher 3 have jack shit to do with fixing Cyberpunk.

Uh, in highschool about 3 years after buying Xenogears in ‘98 I finally beat it after realizing those were bridge switches on the towers in the final dungeon.

Forsooth.

I’m starting to wonder if part of Black Sabbath selling BLM shirts is Ozzy letting her know his stance without confronting her.

Generally they’re still inferior to the original, but the track record is way better. The only decade+ later sequel I can remember enjoying is Clerks 2 and well there were a bunch of related films in between.

Comedy sequels decades after never work.

So accurate it’s Faux News’ current story.

Epic sure wants to own *every* popular multiplayer game they can.

Capitalism: “But money!”

Well, if it came out in 1990 the designs were clearly done mostly in ‘89 and earlier.

You’d think a self-identified libertarian would understand voting with ones wallet, but I guess he doesn’t like it when people he doesn’t like do it, eh?

follows a new character named Cole, a washed-up martial artist who discovers that the Mortal Kombat logo birthmark on his chest

Damn, with all the $#%@! going on I expected Q*Bert to be DTF.

I saw Al in ‘99 on his Saga Begins tour. Then proceeded to lose my Close Personal Friend Of Al hat on go-karts.

So there’s no way this isn’t bullshit and this dude glued a “diamond” to his head for the publicity, right?

The removal of TAY and ODeck etc. without warning at the start of the year was still the big bullshit move.  This is just trying to make searching for old stories hard as fuck.