Maki reportedly claimed was training her to enter the entertainment industry.

Fuck this dumb viral marketing bullshit. Nobody was clamoring for his vision which already fucked up the last two films. Is he suddenly gonna learn how to write and direct actors in anything but action? Fuck no.

Motherfuckers.

I’m not sure this was for anyone but Valve’s devs.  They’re too terrified to do HL3 justice so getting to do a VR game sorta lets them ease back into it.

Andromeda was also made by one of the BioWare offshoot studios.  So it’s game would be less important overall to BioWare and EA leadership.

Andromeda isn’t a “live service” game.  They expected to make a handful of DLCs, maybe sequels, but it wasn’t gonna make them money for more than maybe a year.  Anthem is something they hope to make them money for 3-5 years.

I’ve got the IBS too. Although I’m also a stubborn bastard and tell my guts to fucking deal. The kung pao chicken is too good, damn the consequences.

I never did like Myst. I was more of a Zork man myself.

Chair? Just say the word Mike and we’ll rig you up in a pink Thunderdome harness complete with rails.

I made way too many Clark edits.

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Stick to

“Do you at least pay for my medical bills?”

Steely Dan is not classic rock. Steely Dan is soft jazz rock crap.

For the love of god just release it in May if it’s ready, do not try and force it into March/April, Sony....

So your average MLB umpire.

I think it comes down to the Nats’ questionable bullpen as to why they’re considered such an underdog. Having Scherzer only go 5 was supposed to be a scenario the Nats lose.

I hope the Nats win it all just for the Bryce Harper memes.

Great, now I have an image of Belichick making out with a passed out Darnold for thirty seconds and then smiling evilly as he finishes.