Brandon Saad scored a hat trick in the Blackhawks’ opener in 2017 (age 25). I’m sure going by this logic he had a phenomenal season well above 20 goa- sees 2017 stat line of 18 goals and 17 assists -well... maybe next year.

Capitalism:  Where everyone races to swear fealty to the new, rich market for short term growth.

Arriving on Friday works if your hotel has blackout curtains and your guys stick to a schedule.

Damn Gabe, it took ya how many hours to write this and you didn’t even watch your own video ya posted, huh?

This is why the internet used to always remind you to vent your spleen.

The FEC that doesn’t have enough members atm to function FEC? That FEC?

That’s what happens when you hire the wrong Shaggy.

I’d star you, but you’re currently sitting at 11, so....

Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother, fuck fuck.

Wanna know what’s really scary for the Brewers? Hader might not actually be able to pitch this much to be fresh enough for the postseason.

Last 28 days of the season a .152 BA against him for opponents, but the last 14 it’s .238 and in the last 7 .286.

God, hearing him talk makes my skin crawl.

Lifelong Brewer fan, obvious homer here. But this is the type of year where a team catches fire and goes all the way. Last year was great, just came up short, but this is what makes baseball the best sport. These guys are playing fast and loose, in the absence of their MVP and the “stud ace pitcher that they…

I was under the impression black holes needed way bigger starting masses to form with any sort of stability. You need enough mass for it’s gravity to compress itself.

I don’t see why Garden Minestrone needs a nickname.  Gradual Cashew is a fine name as is.

This is everything you need to know: Since September 10, when Christian Yelich shattered his own kneecap, the Brewers are 14-2, obliterating the Cubs and threatening the St. Louis Cardinals. This must happen because Bob Uecker.

To be fair to Romo some of the picks he threw was because Dez was always running the wrong fucking route.

...John Turturro?

(1) he’s got a bit of a hero complex

I’m more of a Baldur person.  Particularly his gate....