The danger of calling America the greatest country that ever existed is people start to believe it. It’s those that see the bullshit and set out to make it what they were told it was that scares the likes of the GOP and their donors.

This was the point of not introducing the microtransactions until the game was out for awhile.  Get you into the ecosystem then exploit you once you think you’re safe and enjoying the game.

The thing is the 12% Epic takes is unrealistic in the way things work with Steam’s business model and Epic knows this:

Realism complaints aren’t valid. ESPECIALLY when your fucking game has lutes used as weapons.

“I’m totally bankrupt though, guys!”

Ah, that explains it.  The awkward silence just made it really funny.

I watched way too much of it this year and generally it was all pretty top-notch. Still surprised they shattered AGDQ’s record when they’d mostly been increasing incrementally each show.

This.  Freddie wasn’t gay.

Always been the endgame for this stage.

A cluster of tanky units will just die eventually without adding something like Kunkka, Gyro, or Tidehunter to provide some AE themselves.

Considering how off the fucking rails it got out of nowhere I’m honestly surprised it’s ending soon. Was the sort of ass pulls you expect to make something go on for as long as possible.

I guess she spent the last year doing nothing while being paid by us writing the book, huh?

Until the late game where bunching tends to get you destroyed by all the AEs, generally bunching in the corner neutralizes the worst aspect of assassins.

Chicagoland would be the qualifier. Kenosha may be a state away, but it’s right next door to Chicago.

Finding a black friend is too much work, now they’re their own black friend.

Trump is the kid in the comments section who hasn’t watched the video yet, but caught it when it went up a minute ago:

Since you have an issue about the lack of sports, here ya go:

You know, I think his clarifying Tweets are actually really informative, for instance:

With an aging Lebron they’re pretty much required to do whatever they can to maximize the now, right?

Pack the court, bring up another Gerrymandering case, and declare it unconstitutional. The conservatives have already declared they care not for stare decisis so who gives a shit what they thought of 2 years prior.