tvs_frank
TVs_Frank
tvs_frank

You shall not - eh, go ahead.

Metal Gear?!

Yo, Biden, the Republican primary is that-a-ways.  You’ll fit in better over there.

“Proof of our version of events conveniently ended when he attacked me. I’m super cereal, guys!”

Just cut off the hard bit that attaches to the rest and it’ll peel with ease with a little bit of friction.  No precise stabbing or bowl methods needed.

“Surprise!  The $60 game is actually P2W!”

They saw Bethesda’s E3 presser and were like, “Shit, people really like dragons apparently?”

Hmmm....

I always play rangers assuming they’re not bows and nothing else so here’s hoping?

See, that’s why I always found the idea of sacrificing your enemies to your gods meaningless.  It’s not a sacrifice unless they actually mattered to you.  Come on ancient societies, get with the times.

I used to raid EverQuest. Then the guild died and I didn’t want to get absorbed into the guild I had issues with how it was run. Tried going back, but it’s like... 4 expansions worth of leveling, augging, and gearing. By the time I was done I’d be burned out again so what’s even the point?

Just keep pushing the button, Frank!

John thought he could Say Anything, but it turns out this is gonna be One Crazy Summer for him and he’s soon gonna believe he’s Better Off Dead....

It’s just horseplay.  Surely everyone at your school back in the day strangled each other and masturbated on the loser, right?

Pro: It isn’t Heathcliff.

All the behind-the-scenes stuff on HBO combined with all the anecdotes about B&Wreally paints them as... well, assholes and morons.

People were hoping that they were rushing to the conclusion they (and Martin?) wanted to tell.

Okay, so what’s the approved way to dispose of the U.S. flag now then?  Wiping your ass with it and flushing?

That explains the original name of Krispy Kreme Kronuts.