James has an extra THREE SEASONS worth of wear and tear from trips to the playoffs.  Maybe building to appease that is kinda insane when he’s already 34? 

I have a half-finished guide I did when Agnarr launched if ya want it.  Some of the info is irrelevant, but it covered some commands etc.

Representing the ongoing apocalypse is probably more expensive.

“You’ve got to change your evil ways, baby.”

I’ve been saying this for years. Guys will stay in the system and have a higher chance to pan out if they’re paid well. A lot of these guys bow out because they want to start a family and MiLB doesn’t even pay enough to support one adult.

Ah, so they raised that one properly, but not the other one.

“Ehhh, I’m not sure I love her as much as my other kid to pony that kind of money up again.  Pass.”

I see somebody likes to jack on.

Rubber chickens replaced with plush Iagos.

Damn, Rich Koz is 67.  We’re getting close to a time where we’ll need another Son of Svengoolie.

I thought this was some sort of roundabout Full House reference.

Joe Maddon has his LOOGY come and get an out and then shuffles him off to left field.

Hocks LOOGY.

How dare you make Autolycus evil.

I love how it acts like only those with guns could defend themselves, meanwhile in-game you pour 500+ rounds into some fat dude before he finally keels over.

“I rolled a 21.”

What the fuck?

Filing a false police report after manufacturing a crime? I’m sure the police will do the white thing and treat him like they treated Jussie Smollett.

Now if only they’d stop doing the state assessment exam the day before.  Holy crap that one bores ya to tears.