It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee!

Valve is a private company, nobody is violating the dev’s fargin’ rights.

Excuse me?  This is discount Jonathan Silverman.

Shit, she should have sent it.  I bet they would have loved it.

And this guy is a big reason why the GOP are going in on Omar so hard. “Look, that Muslim lady who doesn’t think Israel should have a say in our politics is the REAL racist!”  Too bad the Dems are too big of pussies to call them out on it.

I always thought he’d go for the “U.S. Government in Exile” thing and just never come back from a Russia trip one day.

If he knows he’s just gonna be masturbating all day.

The thing that pisses me off most about Destiny (Disclaimer: haven’t played the expansion content) and I guess now Anthem is just how generic the bosses are. Giant version of regular enemy, humanoid bosses, summons a bunch of generic adds, etc. You’re sci-fi, where the fuck is the creativity?

That Board of Governors meeting makes me think it’ll be like that Simpsons episode with all the TV personalities gathered in the command center, except with big name directors ‘n’ stuff.

Ehhhh, probably closer to 8 unless he completely falls off a cliff of not caring, because he’s in Philly.

Or video games like the rest of us who weren’t getting laid.

He also acknowledged that his client’s finances are a “mess,”

If BioWare survives this, I think the only thing EA lets them do is a Mass Effect 4.  Go back to the well and make us some money, essentially.

“Yeah, but... we launder Russian money now to keep enough cash on hand!”

The poop hole loophole? The kids figure that one out themselves.

Only thing Trump is surprised by is how little he paid:

I’m sure the executives addressed everyone first with, “Profits are the best ever thanks to people like you!”

Seriously though, if you want any sort of job that involves interacting with clients and shit maybe don’t post horrifically racist shit WITH YOUR NAME ATTACHED?

Bastards interrupted my Doctor Who though.

“Oh god, why did I sign up to be the token black guy with the fucking Brady Klan?”