Pictured: Majority of the world offering their energy to RBG

Satan at least punishes evil people, unlike God.  Seems like the ideal thing to worship for cops.

Lock me in an enclosure with nothing to do and that’d be me too.

Jesus Christ, just find your own nerd with a drone to tackle the thing.

Time to bust out this old chestnut:

I thought you were joking, but it’s true....

Turns out you only need one hand to pick the pockets of morons.

Bears are gonna enjoy that 33rd pick next year while the Raiders enjoy their 32nd in return.

Steam first, then explosion.

Not like Murdock cares since he’d run Fox News with no ads before he’d take off his propaganda, but at least his viewers now have to view more uncomfortable catheter ads.

Tim, you have the best fucking tangents that I have no fucking clue what to make of.

Samson further bragged about his new mistress, Delilah, who he felt he could trust with his secrets.

Look, just punch the motherfucker.  God will forgive you since this sick fuck won’t.

I dunno, I can kinda appreciate a politician who knows how to talk to kids.

Tucker Carlson is getting redder and redder by the year, as if Deadspin is Grudening him.

And even then what’s to stop them from digging out the old chestnut?

I’m still betting on an intern changed the password to it and changed the e-mail for the password recovery.

It’d be a shame to get spoiled so close to the end.

But then you miss out on Minsc.  I... I just can’t do without Minsc.