This is some weird-ass shit.

This happened during Watergate too for anyone curious (minus that many extras).

I know, I needed an opportunity to mock their stupid-ass vests.

They were those stupid ass bulletproof vests with POLICE ICE on the back that make it looks like they’re yelling “POLICE!” in a cavern.

ICE: Where those too racist for the local P.D. go to live out their power fantasies.

They had to take it out of the stores after all those people killed themselves....

Yeah, I’m aware, but as you say something outside needs to execute it somehow. Now I guess it depends on how Minecraft attaches skins which could be in a very dumb way since it was originally coded by a single guy.

I’m guessing somebody at MS is a dumbfuck and those files uploaded aren’t just image files.

Uh, why is Minecraft coded in such a way that skins on the official website can have malware?

Solution: Vote out Republicans.

Honestly, I’m more surprised it doesn’t happen more often. If you watch hockey a lot you see those wrist shots and slappers re-directed in mid-air all the time. So it stands to reason a goalie who sees the shot coming has a good shot of putting stick on the shot.

“How dare you correctly accuse us as the originators of a problem we clearly created!”

Hotter? Pfft, I bet they’ve spent thousands on the best makeup money can buy and without it look like Steve Buscemi after a week in the desert.

“Why aren’t we stopping? That was the park back ther- Ohhh....”

I want simultaneous perp walks all across the country. Dominoes aren’t satisfying unless that last one knocks down like 20.

“So, do you think this suit is loud enough to make the airport employees avert their eyes so they don’t notice I shouldn’t be on a flight to Russia?”

I had some Trump supporting mouth breather “actually...” me that the rich drive the economy everywhere. Bitch, consumerism drives the fucking economy and 10 rich assholes in one small town getting a tax break isn’t gonna be better for it than 1,000 getting one.

I mean, he liked Rage Against the Machine. We already get he’s kinda fucking dumb.

We are all Joe Biden laughing at Paul Ryan on this glorious day.

“My only regret is... that guy had bonitis and got the proper treatment thanks to Medicaid. Fucking poors.”