She’s also parroting shit she heard from some other uneducated mouth breather.

Are we living in Zardoz?

Honestly, this is probably the smartest thing 3D Realms could have done. Constantly chasing innovation killed them, so maybe they can finally focus on what they’re good at again.

I watched it with the ex to make fun of it. No ex meant no reason to watch it.

And is already going around swiping bases.

From Skinny Pete to John Hodgman.

You joke, but if we had Charles in the FBI a year-and-a-half ago he would have punched that letter out of Comey’s hands.

His wife Karen is not Mother. Mother is Mother Russia.

Just too bad they don’t all end up falling off a cliff to their deaths.

Does Russia have a sex tape of hers or something that she seems so hellbent on violence?

Can you imagine the radio guys being pissed at having to watch this product all season too and taking guesses at attendance all game?

In that case McMaster Blaster can easily defeat Trump with a pause glitch.

Or he’s got on a dress shirt/tie dickey and he’s naked underneath that trench coat.

Dana “Russian Mouthpiece Pushing For New American Civil War” Loesch

I’m more impressed by this than the women’s win, because holy shit were the men awful at curling in Sochi.

Took case to Reddit, they found a dead indian kid instead. What now?

How about doing something about the fucking host bots that make it impossible to find a custom game actually being played.

The most hateful ones always seem to live the longest.

Hans! Oh-ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?

Minions before there were Minions, except beloved, not despised.