Just buy a PC.

Guaranteed Rainout Field

Stick and stones may break my bones, but words have a 15% chance of a critical hit.

Well, she sure as shit went out on a high note if Suikoden V was her last.

WHY WON’T YOU BE TOMORROW ALREADY?!

Nope. Although it’ll probably make playing past games a lot harder due to certain improvements.

Can it be April 4th yet or what?

Ichiro will probably be gone from MLB before Jagr, but Jagr will be gone from playing hockey before Ichiro.

He’s gonna be 55 and still playing in the NPB (I assume he’ll eventually get too slow for MLB, but who knows...).

Got my PS3 version pre-ordered for my birthday.

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

Sex or murder. There’s no in between with my theories.

“Oh my god, somebody leaked Destiny 2 is coming!”

Not all of them have the dreamy eyes of Kris Bryant.

Ironically a clam that was racist against other clams, because he could pass as a geoduck.

I know there’s some programming languages specifically in Japanese. I don’t know what Nintendo uses specifically.

Yeah, the highly regarded Japanese university is probably the biggest plus for him getting the job.

Now I have to wonder what the fuck he did to manage to be the lone white guy (I assume) at Nintendo of Japan.

He must be having flashbacks.