+1 Rock ‘n’ Jock

AI in Dragon’s Dogma.

They were reportedly “madly in anger” over that incident.

Unfortunately for Katey, they’re out of Zombrex, which means Chuck has to venture outside in order to keep her from turning.

When you trip carrying an injured person it’s your responsibility to take as much of the impact as you can. Pancaking them into the ground is frowned upon.

Ken Hitchcock has a new job opportunity coming?

Well, I haven’t read it in 12 years, so Reiner could have mellowed out over time is all.

Really, somebody weirder than Reiner was?

Man, conservatives really love their safe spaces, don’t they?

It was only a matter of time before drunk uncle Lindsay sobered back up.

Brock Turner the Stanford rapist?

I beat you by a minute on that low hanging fruit.

Rob Manfred

Oh my god, Kotaku, why you gotta bring politics into gaming?! It’s not like those fascist Gamergaters are all Trump suppo- oh, nevermind then.

Yeesh, I swapped my sword names since I was going to bed. The joke being the xiphos and gladius both mean sword.

That’s a xiphos not a gladius. What the fuck, Trojans? Where’s the investigation for THAT outrage?!

The NFL will be a better place when Goodell goes away and Kraft finally gets busted for paying players under the table.

Paidriotism.

I used to be really competitive, but then I realized staying in shape didn’t get me shit and being lazy was really, really fucking nice.