This would be way cooler with suicide doors.

Solar freakin' roadways!

CVTs

in Soviet Russia nature destroys modern infrastructure

Than the training is the actual problem.

Aww, it has bags underneath its eyes...its sleepy...

"Papka, the planes are having sex in the sky!!!"

A caliper is a mechanical structure. It's not necessarily used to refer to a measurement tool. For example, cars have brake calipers.

Geez, Pietro Sincropi is nearly spot on!