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“WinonaRyder4Ever”

Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall was peak Brad Pitt. He was on my dorm room walls. So beautiful. He was carved as shit in Fight Club, but nowhere near as stunning.

You already know we gon’ have to.

Monet was robbed of a top 2 placement. “You look amazing, your club was the most fun, we didn’t want to leave, you and Monique had great chemistry, you were hilarious -- you’re safe.” The hell is that...

You are absolutely correct about Ellen Burstyn being robbed that year. Still bitter about that one.

it was the best actress Oscar, making the theft a felony rather than a misdemeanor

What. The. Fuck.

Most hackers I know say the two best hacking movies are Hackers and Sneakers.

I REMEMBER CHICKEN CUTLETS

why does every round up of late night hosts overlook the King, Graham Norton? The winning formula: Throw a party, invite everyone at once, let them talk to each other and respond to each other’s stories, and serve booze. 

but is grandpa a sandwich?

Club Girth has EVERYTHING.

Do you have that wedding coming up? If so, get your spouse on board for birthdays going forward (it’s hard to institute a tradition ten years into a marriage, but possible). Nobody else has to get involved unless your spouse decides to throw you a “surprise” for a milestone, but you’ll have your birthday. My husband

The one in the public restroom I used earlier today had been defaced fairly amusingly.

The ideal chocolate chip cookie is one with just chocolate chips in it. IT DOESN’T NEED ANYTHING ELSE! Keep you damn nasty nuts out of my delicious cookie.

Anyone who adds walnuts to chocolate chip cookies (or any cookie or pastry for that matter) should be summarily executed. I don’t even want to guess at how many batches of cookies and brownies my dad ruined when I was growing up by putting walnuts in them.

I dig making on the grill. Olive oil rub, salt, wrap in foil. One hour later, good to go.

“Born to Roll” peaked at number 23 on the Billboard Music Hot 200. No other single you had made it past number 69. While I am a fan and consider “Born to Roll” the greatest riding song of all time, it was wrong of Monique Judge to consider you a one-hit wonder.