I guess I’m lucky that I dislocated my shoulder a good while back. The first time I went swimming in the surf after that, a wave knocked me down and I partially dislocated it again, but I managed to push it back in the socket.

And considering Flacco is playing with a back that is as solid as a pile of stale movie popcorn, they’re not going to have him for very long. He will get speared by some cheap hit and the Ravens fans will be calling him gutless as he struggles to walk again.

I know this is an overdone take, but I think that the disaster of TV coverage is a huge part of why people are turning it off.