I’d rather use nipple clamps to keep my documents in order.

And Pokemon games on the 3DS use 2 screens. Switch has one screen. So you can’t just hit a button and instantly make a game work on another platform.

Umm, Nintendo HAS been working on a ton of Switch games. Nintendo doesn’t make Pokemon games, they publish them.

Watching the stream chat during this Direct was hillarious. Reading the comments now is almost as funny. Every time I hear someone complain that a game is coming to the 3DS instead of the Switch, I can’t help but shake my head.

I agree. Expensive jewelry (necklace or watch) is a pretty stupid expenditure of money if you ask me.

I’ve never understood the expensive watch culture... like, who cares? I mean, people are free to spend their money how they want, but an expensive watch does the same thing as an inexpensive one, and the only people that are going to give a shit are people who also have expensive watches.

The first episode at least was a lot of “men today aren’t real men” and “boy, aren’t millennials weird aliens that enjoy stupid things and don’t understand real life?”. I’m actually a bit impressed that they could stretch that material for six seasons.

Well dontcha know that everyone can just pull themselves up in society??? It’s super easy! Just don’t be homeless anymore!

When he finally got to look at mine (am so ashamed) he clapped his hands in glee, bounced in the bed, and shouted “BOOBIES!” and went in for the double grab.

NO THANK YOU.

Your position might make sense were the issue to be in the original text. But it isn’t, you are upset they didn’t like your joke. Part of translation, if your intention is absolute accuracy, is to represent the original content as accurately as possible in the new language. In this case an accurate translation would…

You kind of have a shit sense of humor. Not only are you changing the original meaning and intention for a stupid joke, but you’re making a big deal about it as if you’re the righteous one, fuck off.

Molehills are not noted for their structural integrity.

*YOU* know that and *I* know that and thousands of other people know that but the next time we ask “why are there no women leads in action movie’s they will point to the poor performance of movies like this one. Because it is SO MUCH EASIER for the men in charge​ to be openly misogynistic than to think about what has…

I have a friend who went to the NYU Tisch drama school, and is Asian-American. He finds it very difficult breaking into acting, and he is phenomenally talented. One of the best parts of Iron Fist was when Danny Rand fights this ‘Drunken Master’ (who was cast Asian), and apparently the guy who was Drunken Master (or…

During the Bush administration, where there was one corrupt connection after another (the false premise of the Iraq war, Abu Ghraib, Halliburton/KBR, Enron, the doxxing of Valerie Plame, etc.) either extensively reported in the media or eventually investigated by Congress. I was always thinking, “This is it. This is…

A young person who is passionate about something he remembers fondly from his youth and is willing to stand up in front of a local government with a message of hope and unity is a symptom of everything that’s wrong with this country?

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If this dude wasn't wearing gloves then he'd probably knock a few thousand dollars off the value for one fingerprint smudge.

You have issues. Yep. Several.