Do not seek a naturalistic explanation for this phenomenon.

That sound you hear is a half million Massholes screaming “Fack you Dun-Can!” in unison.

No, seeing that superglued anus is a term that people actually search for is one of the good things about the internet.

Oh great another IP is going to get turned into a generic CGI laden action movie

Falco’s heirs need the royalties.

Why can’t someone just make the damn musical already!

“Just aim for the bushes.”

John McClane didn’t have a metal foot. This is super original.

I think it’s absolutely precious that he called this an “original concept film”.

By adding ‘assuming its honest’ I am giving Miller some benefit of doubt, but on a balance of probabilities, which is all most of us here have to go by with respect to these celebrity sex assault/harassment cases, I suspect his accuser is telling the truth. But, it would be great to be wrong in this instance.

Thank you John, for this scene that kicks me square in the feelings every time I watch it.

Lucky thing for you my Sarcasm Detector has just been re-calibrated or you would be in for a hell of a nerdstomp.

It would’ve been nice to see her in this manner, but in a way, I’m glad.

It’s become cliched at this point, but goddamn, Idiocracy is so fucking prescient. 

Well, I look forward to my eternal torture with you.

In fairness, we don’t know if the almond milk thing actually counts as negative points.

I was happy to know that Remaining a Cleveland Browns fan was worth points.

...and the other 15% of us got it from losing a math bet...

I got a Dikachu notification for this?