Or face, in my case. 

Its funny how often “PC culture” is often just “don’t be an asshole”.

The Koch Bros have already poured somewhere around $400 million into the campaigns of GOPers up for reelection this year. I hope this means they’re scared Democrats will retake the Senate, but it probably means they just found some more loose change in their couch. 

[approving grunt]

[confused grunt]

I’m not a fan of slash fiction, but it’s been thoroughly established that Lucifer is sexually fluid and attracted to men. I doubt Cain is not: considering all the time he’s been wandering the Earth, he likely sampled from everything. They share something no human could possibly understand. I really think the romantic…

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Hmmm. I wonder why the president ignored one rapper, but went after the other... What could it be?

I’m pretty sure that’s the sketch they mean. Because this sketch never made it air, and I don’t know that I’ve heard anything about it originally supposed to be out right after 9/11.

He does indeed eat a lot of shit.

I thought he had faceplanted on camera. Also disappointed by this irresponsible headline.

I was hoping for a scene out of “Salo” but with that fucking idiot Hannity in it...

It’s just as well he wasn’t actually eating shit. Cannibalism is a terrible thing.

It both pleases and disturbs me that I’m not alone in this.

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These words bring to mind that Marnie and Desi scene and I am not sure how I feel about that.

The reason I despise Trump voters more than Trump himself.

I’m pretty sure at this point I could assemble a complete scene-by-scene synopsis of the entire movie from spoilers posted on The A.V. Club.

America has this big “You think you’re better than me?” chip on its shoulder. Then it elects dumb rich kids (e.g., Bush W., Trump, etc.) to run the country because these dumb rich kids are somehow, “self-made men.” We are a fucking stupid country sometimes. We’d rather be treated like serfs by corporate demigods than…

I could never vote for Oprah anyhow. She’s got too disturbing a history of weaponizing bees.