Tell Ty Cobb to sharpen his spikes. It’s time to let that son of a bitch play.

This might be an unpopular or even radical opinion, but maybe it is not necessary to revive every god-damn tv series ever made?

No, it’s just because Philadelphians will be a dick about anything.

WTF dude.

he was really good in trainwreck too, imo

The dental costs will come down when you are all outta bubblegum.

Oh, something with oil.  Pick one, I don’t care.

The Mummy was incoherent and deeply unpleasant. I’m a little surprised at Cruise’s participation. He’s not my favorite actor but he does have a pretty solid track record of at least well made genre stuff.

Meanwhile, President Plummer tweets a few stanzas from Shakespeare just to blow off some steam.

The Care Bear is then put on leave as its tendency to give Care Hugs wasn’t always welcome or appropriate.

Christopher Plummer whipped out his penis in front of the mirror and masturbated. He’s very upset at his inappropriate behavior towards himself.

The movies will all be released when they figure out how to change The Weinstein Company to The Plummer Company, and have Christopher retroactively produce them

That’ll do.

Nothing smaller than a 350 and no automatics.

I’m willing to bet some general would go commando on his ass if he tried to push...THE BUTTON...

Even in that scenario...if Trump survives the nuclear holocaust, then that would not, in fact, be rock bottom. 

Is anyone really surprised that people still defend that bloated bag of expired cheetos? A majority of his supporters love him BECAUSE of his racism. I mean, JFC, look at Joe Arpaio. There’s your textbook Trump supporter. Ignorant, racist, bigoted, IQ below 80, and bereft of any morals whatsoever. I’m still waiting…

The actor who plays Jason got invited to the Jaguars game and got a Blake Bortles autograph. This show’s love of Blake Bortles and the Jaguars is now a meme

This show is goddamn unbelievable. Thoroughly cemented itself as my favorite comedy show of the decade, absolutely no competition.

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