Republican lawmakers will be pissed when they can no longer quickly access the NAMBLA website.

What evidence do we have that ISPs will slow down access to certain websites? Other than...you know...ISPs slowing down access to certain websites in the past. But I’m sure they’ve learned their lesson now and would never dream of doing it again.

If your friends hate you for making them binge watch Star Wars, they are not friends worth having.

If your friends hate you for making them binge watch Star Wars, they are not friends worth having.

Yeah, there’s only five Star Wars movies.

Yeah, there’s only five Star Wars movies.

Ted Crockett has been elected three times. He’s the smart one in Shelby County, Alabama.

Just want to say “Thank You” to the African American voters of Alabama for keeping American from embarrassing ourselves once again.

I’m fairly sure he can only be roused from his slumber once every 17 years.

This is obviously the voter fraud Trump is worried about. Under the new voting laws, Trump will be required to recite the Pledge of Allegiance backwards while shooting sparklers out his ass, provide three forms of ID including a long form birth certificate that is not from Hawaii, and submit a valid semen sample…

Sorry, it’s easy to forget he exists.

It’s an acronym. Molten Amalgamated Grape Acid.

Isn’t Ben Carson still lazing about in his hammock over at Housing and Urban Development?

It’s the Gift Of The Maga!

“Omarosa’s actually a very nice person. Nobody knows that,” Trump told us only last February!

Although if nobody knows you’re a nice person, are you a nice person? 

He fired her because black people voted for Doug Jones.

Maybe that’s their objective, seeing as conservatives, true conservatives, are into tax breaks, corporate profits for fat cats and shitting on the little people who do the hard work.

All the Starbucks employees have to do is put the drink on the counter. No need to shout the name and if they question it...Say you did and you must not have heard.

These are great men doing important work, just like 10 year-old me when I would play video games and put A-S-S as my initials when I got a high score, taking the culture back for A-S-Ses like myself.

At long last Trump’s voter fraud commission finds evidence!