And a librarian? It’s like... way to lean into stereotypes!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Do not screw that guy. That’s how we get more of him.

Spoken like a true sewerfoot.

Can we just start calling him Bizarro Xanderpuss?

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

From the Hollywood Reporter article:

They had to make sure they’re not paying her more than a man.

That explains all the fanboys yelling ‘Lock Her Up!’

Saw this over the weekend and was terribly dissapointed that I didn’t see a 90's punk band in it.

Stephen King wrote a phenomenal story. I just want to see if it’s done justice.

That plucky Stephen King has finally made it big!

Something about short-shorts and a baseball bat. I forget the details.

the clown only one was great. tons of parking available.

I mean, Clooney is right, and Bannon is shit, let’s get that out of the way first.

Never believe a word I say or follow any of my advice.

I dig Maria Bamford’s take on it:

Wow. There sure are a lot of beefy, chunk-head douchebags with slicked-back douchebag hair out of work these days.

IRMER GERD

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