You really gonna let a couple of Irishmen— Irishmen!— talk that way about our president?

The Catholic Church destroyed the part in the Bible where Jesus starts an overrated rock band.

Why would I wank to dress up as Mitch McConnell?

What’s that got to do with the price of tea in China?

It would be great if she just spontaneously exploded.

Now that we’re on Gawker proper, can we address the rumor that Tammy once was a call girl?

You know, if you guys would quit buying fancy-pants cell phones you could afford health insurance!

It’s the fact that he asks “Who’s your daddy?” while spanking her that’s a worry

relax, we’re trying to laugh at the weird old man.

As a new-ish father, I refer to myself in the third person when speaking to my son. It’s started affecting daily life though, when I’ll say something smart in a meeting and stop myself from saying “Daddy knows what he’s talking about.”

I agree. Try as much as you want to make something like this gross, it’s probably just based in nostalgia for a simpler time when she was an innocent little toddler, and her body was super tight.

In a perfect world, we wouldn’t be talking about this family at all.

Oh and according to this teacher at a real university (this isn’t Bob Jones or anything) Bernie Sanders was a commie but at least he connected with millenials which Hillary couldn’t because millenials hated Hillary- yeah blanket statements like that are just great to make when dolling out info.

Let’s be clear here. It’s a Martian slave colony. Don’t lump us in with those other freaks.

We’re fucked, I’m literally hearing a conservative journalism professor telling her student that Hillary was full of dirty tricks that worked against Bernie...and that she was the one colluding with America’s enemies during the election.

I’d be proud as hell of my kid for this.

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.

I’m beginning to think maybe the AV Club deserves the Kinja hell it has been damned to.