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I started thinking about Designing Women when they rebooted Murphy Brown. It just depresses me. Dixie Carter, Meshach Taylor, and Jan Hooks are all gone. But it is fun remembering all the Delta Burke tabloid drama. I guess you could reboot the series around Annie Potts, Jean Smart, and Julia Duffy if they are

Depends on what you mean by last nail in the coffin. If you mean impeachment, I believe there is nothing that will turn enough republicans to matter. If you mean officially end his prospects of winning a general election, I think having Trump say the n-word on tape will do it (past or present).

Heath Ledger as the Joker was another good villainous role. His film career may have been eclectic/ diverse enough that he was not always considered the “good guy.”

You will have to find a movie studio willing to fully finance and market a film featuring a transgender star. I am curious if you could be a “Brokeback Mountain” type financial success. The cynic in me says it won’t happen, but you never know.

I am sure the article is just clickbait, but some people really do not like dogs. I was walking my chihuahua who weighs a grand total of 1lb 6oz. I had to go to an alterations place to make him a collar that fits.

“I would appreciate it if everyone got drunk instead.”

What is the over/under on even having Roe v. Wade when this “movie” can secure a release date? 

Horrible immigration policy adjacent was Jeff Sessions ending asylum for domestic abuse victims. I guess having the ability to beat the living hell out of your wife with impunity is what Jesus would have wanted.

I figured it was still out of Paris, TX.

Nah, Texas just decided to go gluten free. I hope they don’t run out of quinoa.

Well Ms. Haddish, I had to wait until the advent of Twitter and Roseanne Barr willingly dressing up like Adolf Hitler and putting little Gingerbread Men in the oven because... you know... comedy?

I don’t remember the prequels well. I just remembered it followed Darth Vader who lost his mother and was therefore afraid of losing his Natalie Portman and logically believed that murdering a bunch of children would fix everything. There was also some weird cult stuff, trade negotiations, and apparently something

I’ve been through three of these mergers. The smallest was $6 billion and the largest was $30 billion. I’m actually a year into my second retention agreement from the last one. The human cost of these suck. I have been through several rounds of layoffs. Most put on a brave face, but you can see the toll it takes

Okay, I am officially banning the phrase “This can’t be real” from my vocabulary. The surreal and the real are no longer distinguishable to me.

The fastest way to hit a division within a corporation is to put someone in charge who doesn’t believe in it (paraphrasing you). This I agree with 100%. Trump put people in place that do not believe in the area they run. Of course it ended poorly.

I think that hiring Scott Pruitt as a diversionary tactic gives the Trump administration a level of planning and foresight that they just do not possess. The simplest explanation is usually correct. Trump just hires incompetent people.

I thought Robin Williams suffered from Lewy body dementia that was misdiagnosed as Parkinson’s disease. At least according to the Vanity Fair article I read.

I think it is a cute story; however, my first thought was of the molestation episode of South Park where the prison counselor has a cardboard cutout of Beaver Cleaver to dissuade the parents from touching their children. Just further evidence that South Park will warp or destroy everything in your mind.

I love bowling. I modeled my game after Parker Bohn III and Norm Duke until I blew out my elbow. I converted to two-handed bowling and adopted the full roller approach that Tom Smallwood uses to cut down on the hook from the high rev rate. I can’t bowl in leagues anymore because of my work schedule but I had my

I watch bowling on ESPN (yes, I am that boring). Apparently, I like Gillette razors and getting hardwood at reasonable prices. I guess cheerleading is the same, the only difference being that the bowling advertisment is from Lumber Liquidators.