The Force Awakens was the most recent large line I have seen. My family watched a 9am showing the Friday it came out and kept telling me that I had to see it. I was working out of town and I was within a few hundred feet of a new Cinemark. I bought a ticket online around noon for a 7:00 or 8:00 pm showing and walked…

Great, now I have Zach Galifianakis from “Baskets” as the Joker in my head. He is a “cloon.” 

No thank you. I saw what Luke Skywalker has for breakfast. I don’t think that was pasteurized.

“At least ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ liberates us from watching these dumb movies” - I don’t think you liked this film. I’ll go out on a limb and say that you were not fond of the other films in this series either.

Fine. Did Zeus just fire a lightning bolt up Trump’s ass?

What the hell??? Did he just stick his finger in an electrical outlet?

Iced coffee??? Okay I’m going to have to be discriminatory for a moment. The only appropriate way to drink coffee is black and piping hot. Everyone else is just wrong. Excuse me, I am now going to yell at a cloud.

Democrats are far from perfect, but they are the best option that we have. I will not use the terms liberal and conservative because they have ceased to have any real meaning, but Democrats today are closer to Reagan era Republicans than the traditional New Deal Democrats that someone like me associates with the…

Really. I’m almost 37 and I have never used Facebook or any social media. The only account I have for posting is this website, but I cannot get that Facebook App off my phone. Samsung makes sure that thing is superglued on there.

I know, I’m positively giddy. Plus, Universal has a fantastic track record with revivals lately.

Without Troy McClure, what’s the point?

The Rock tried this in “The Other Guys.” It did not end well for him or Samuel L. Jackson

I passed on the show because the previews made it look like a garden-variety melodrama. When I would see the previews, I always have the urge to do a Peter Griffin voice and pronounce in a tearful voice: “I don’t feel good about Suicidey... Why did you choose between the piano and your insulin? You could of had…

Yeah, I don’t know if it would be received as a commentary on sexual assault in Hollywood or as making light of sexual assault. Probably best to avoid it. Plus, most people probably do not know that T.J Miller was accused of anything. If I did not visit this website, I would not know. I think Deadpool is the only film…

Honestly, I’m a little surprised they didn’t try to get Christopher Plummer as another meta joke.

Leslie better hope that she does not become president. We already know that all presidents besides Abraham Lincoln are in the Bad Place.

I was born in 1982. According to Wikipedia, I may be one of them. I’m trying not to panic.

I briefly read that as Donald Glover and now I’m wondering if he would make a good Murtaugh. But, he is probably too young for that shit.

No way this is Trump. First, there is the “Dow Joans” thing. Joan is a woman’s name and there is no way Trump would ever associate a woman with finance. Second, Trump would never use a polysyllabic word like “tremendous.” It would be more along the lines of “at bigly speed.” Lastly, there is the “No excuses” item.…

Hospice care? Damn, I didn’t know he was sick. RIP, John Mahoney. I will always love your role as Martin Crane. That was one of my favorite sitcoms of all time. I still watch reruns when I am out of town.