I didn’t watch the Super Bowl because I really don’t care about football. But I do like Major League Baseball, Apple Pie, and Betty Grable (my spellcheck wants to change this to Betty Grab Me).

Come on, we all know that Star Trek did not truly begin until J.J. Abrams took the helm of this beleaguered franchise. All true science fiction fans and Trekkies, especially the Trekkies, bowed down before the Abrams’ greatness and renounced all other iterations of Star Trek as misguided abominations.

I wasn’t born until Episode VI. You really can’t blame me since my parents really didn’t want a kid. Wow, I just realized why I’m 36 and childless. Thank you internet!!!

In my defense, I was drunk. Plus I thought the massive amount of methamphetamines I took would improve my hand eye coordination. That police office and his vehicle just did not understand my genius.

There had better be partial nudity or another boob besides Justin Timberlake up on that stage at some point or there will be heck to pay. Heck to pay I say.

Doesn’t matter, I’m already screwed by visiting the A.V. Club and being a part of the Kinjapocalypse.

I think I’ve gotten dumber and I don’t exactly have an excess of smarts to lose.

I hope that “The Good Place” has the point system wrong because I continue to put almond milk in my coffee even after I learned of the detrimental environmental impact.

AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Will somebody please think of the children?!

But stupid bets in a testosterone driven game of one upmanship is how I define my own personal self worth. Besides that’s how 90% of us wound up with a picture of Tom Brady on our ass.

No wider implications. I’m just calling all Fox News correspondents exceptional assholes.

“Fox News’ Tammy Lahren” You can stop there, I already know that she is an exceptional asshole deserving of ridicule.

My State of the Union Message:

I have always viewed political correctness as a modern extension of the Golden Rule. But I guess “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” is a pretty rotten message to pass on to the next generation. A world where everyone contemplates how their words and actions affect others would be a pretty terrible…

Don’t hate yourself, this was a really fun episode. I think this love triangle would be more fun if Lucifer and Cain were the ones into each other, whether romantically or through circumstance, and Chloe was the inevitable indignant outsider seeking consolation from Maze, Linda, Charlotte, and Ella. I like when all…

The new rationalization for Trump seams to be the one proffered by the Koch Brothers and every Republican in both houses of Congress’ voting record: “We don’t like Trump, we just agree with everything he says and does.”

I’m guessing Jim Carrey. I mean, she had her memories erased to forget that dude.

But... not profiting from disparaging remarks and imagery would be un-American.

Then we’re going to need Christian Bale or Daniel Day Lewis. Maybe Michael Keaton.