Suddenly... just for you. I promise that this boy from Texas normally talks real good.

I went into the business and engineering programs in college. If my professors had political opinions, I never knew about them. Of course Janet Napolitano was still the Governor of Arizona when I got my last degree so it was a while ago.

I’m just happy my local IMAX took this off in favor of “It.” Don’t know if that was planned or not, but I got my tickets.

You start one Martian Sex Colony and all the sudden you’re “colluding with America’s enemies.”

But you have the midichlorians of a true Scientologist, I mean Jedi.

What fresh hell is this?

Did we just “Saw” Joel Osteen? It’s cool as long as it didn’t go to a blackout drunk United Nations, defense budgets, and anti-Semitic place.

Between the threat of a nuclear holocaust with North Korea, 800,000 kids being thrown out of the country, and Steve Bannon finding inventive ways to pleasure himself, I completely forgot about this. Can we go back to a time when minor celebrities where just douchebags we could ridicule instead of being in charge of…

The restaurants he featured in the Phoenix area are solid. I went to Haus Murphy’s of Glendale, St. Francis, Joe’s Farm Grill, Giuseppe’s on 28th, Matt’s Big Breakfast, and Paradise Valley Burger Company. I didn’t get a bad meal at any of them. All of them were pretty good. I knew about two of those from the…

I guess my confusion is that Coop still retains his general identity and his mission to “save” Laura Palmer. Diane seems to adopt a completely different persona. Laura hears the call of Sarah Palmer through the veil or whatever you want to call it. So, I don’t know what to make of it.

I can troll you if you like. What type of bait should I put on the line?

Audrey was already dead and in some purgatory world just waiting to meet up with Ben, John, Jack, Hurley, Kate, and all of the other lovable figures from ABC’s “Lost.”

What was Laura Palmer in the end? Was she just a machination to ensnare Bob in some divine being’s good/ evil balancing act?

🎶If I could turn back time🎶

That “hypnotic tone and rhythm” is what charmed the pants off me. It was a glorious candlelit evening that I will cherish forever.

Ivanka did stop the Soylent Green project which gave me some hope. But then I realized she only did it because it had “Green” in the title and she thought it would take jobs away from coal miners and other fine purveyors of environmental pollutants.

It may be difficult to scale back the executive branch. The Supreme Court has some masturbatory obsession with executive power since the George Bush era.

You mean we can’t actually recreate dinosaurs from the DNA of mosquitoes trapped in amber? You have just turned my entire conception of the universe upside down. I have to go now and contemplate my place in the world.

The binoculars is my new smoked cheese pig. Never change Jerry Horne.

They better tell us what happened to “armpit rash girl” and “girl that gets thrown out of booth and starts screaming” or there is going to be hell to pay. Hell to pay I tell you.