Speak for yourself. The only reason I wanted to see the next Indiana Jones film was for the continuing adventures of Mutt. Also, I was curious if Indy got to keep his pilot’s license.     

Paul Penzone is undoing a lot of the damage Joe Arpaio did in Maricopa County. This has nothing to do with Maricopa, but I have heard and seen data that the Border Patrol has an issue with bias, but I have never personally witnessed it. I have traveled with Hispanic colleagues across border checkpoints in Arizona,…

Spoiler Alert: It turns out that Agent Cooper was Keyser Söze all along.

Twin Peaks had a cliché ending? I’m worried that I have been using the word cliché incorrectly my entire life.

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I’ll proudly pledge $1 million dollars to “The Anxie Committee to Fight Floods and Shit.” And I promise that this pledge carries as much weight as any pledge made by President Trump.

I have that sinking feeling in my stomach again. I just realized I have higher expectations of a pop culture website than the current President of the United States.

She’ll have to clear the “9/11 widow rant” hurdle. Tomi better stretch, lobotomize at least half her brain, and contract mad cow disease before she tries.

If the RNC mandated effective communication, they would have to disband.

I’m sorry NBC. The Nielson people cancelled me after I watched “According to Jim.” I tried to tell them that it was just a phase, I was only curious, and I was experimenting, but they just wouldn’t listen.

So, Friends finally lost its crown as the official show of white people.

But tv is important. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man and then it was nothing to me but blinding.

The last time I visited the Red Cross, they were in this shady air conditioned bus. And, when I was beckoned into this bus with the promise of orange juice and cookies, they took my blood. They took my blood!!!!!!

I don’t judge. This is my five minute window between my fifth and sixth Bloody Mary.

Just send the statues to Leavenworth. We can always use more high quality gravel. Plus the gravel production has the added irony of being produced by involuntary prison labor.

Move over first responders, Apple is taking the courage award by slowly morphing into Samsung. Or has Samsung become Apple? I can’t tell anymore. Is my Motorola flip phone still the “in” thing? It was cool in 1995.

I’m not going if I have to wear pants.

Yes, how do you think Joel got $50 million and a small basketball arena posing as a church?

Star Trek by way of Spartacus, Game of Thrones, and just a smidgen of Deadwood.

Well, Trump just pardoned Arpaio and enforced the transgender ban so that stain is getting a lot bigger.