Breaking news... racists are not very bright and have a warped perspective on the world.

Gotta Light Mr. Jackpots?

“Last year, an ITV interview was derailed when a child dropped some piss on the studio floor during an on air interview...”

People should have more reverence for corporate mascots.

File this under things I really do not want answered.

I like some of the more modern movies like Bridesmaids and 40 Year Old Virgin. Also, I enjoy some of the darker movies that I find have a good sense of humor like Pulp Fiction, M*A*S*H, Inglorious Basterds, and Django. I guess I find Quentin Tarantino funny and the odd Robert Altman movie.

The sad part is, the person you were arguing with was probably from Phoenix. “I though all that green and a downtown area that looks exactly nothing like Phoenix was a little odd.”

“Just like our destructive, archaic tax code, The Legend of Zelda hadn’t changed changed since it was established in 1986.” - Oh no you didn’t!

Don’t give these people any more ideas about cutting holes in sheets to scare people.

Oh no, how will we ever live with ourselves. I guess we’ll just have to muddle on day by day with one less white supremacist shouting hateful rhetoric.

Basque in the eroticism of my everlasting grayness.

We are but peasants in the eyes of the princess. Look away, for our gaze is displeasing to the former B movie star.

Now don’t say anything you can’t take back.

I’ll get help Dougie. You don’t need to stick a fork in that wall socket. We’ll get you that 2007 Château Pétrus. Bob won’t torment you with that 2005 swill anymore.