When will Google Maps catch on that if I am in driving mode and stop at an intersection, my car will still be pointing in the same direction until I move off again?

First world problem here, but it also does a poor job at differentiating between the speed of the normal and carpool lanes such that I will get cross-town suggestions I’m not sure I can trust.

Now we need an article about putting motorcycle tires on cars. I could kind of see a drag racer wannabe setup where you have two bike tires on the front and really wide tires on the back. 

Grow your own coffee beans if you want to be environmentally friendly. If you’re not that concerned, keep going to Starbucks. 

Good advice in general. The only fee I pay is over draft fees, I earn 0 interest on a balance of zero and I can’t remember the last time i used an atm.

I would think it would be a better idea from a PR standpoint to offer a free upgrade to passengers who are a part of the airline’s loyalty/rewards program whenever they cut off booking. It makes the first class seats look more sought after to other passengers if the seats are full, it makes the upgraded passenger(s)…

I.. I don’t think that’s how fruit works?

This is vintage 2009 Lifehacker. More please. (I know you’ve mostly milked the low hanging fruit dry, but still...)

As the Trump administration and the GOP continue their purge of “excessive regulations” we will see more and more of this. 

BUT I WANT RESULTS NOW SO I CAN ALREADY BE OUTRAGED THAT PEOPLE DON’T AGREE WITH ME!

If you chose to save Kanye over Michael Jackson’s music we cannot be friends, you are DUMB

That was one of the funniest threads I've ever seen here. It actually replaced my pre-Christmas snarl with a smile. Kudos for starting it.

I've loved this gif since I saw it on comics alliance a bit ago, but never in a million years thought it would have an applicable use.

I HATE that song so much! I turn into Mrs. White from CLUE when I try to describe how much I hate that damn song.

You have no sole.

Sorry. Now I feel like a heel.

Oh girl no you didn't. Now I have to lie down.

"it's good to be reminded there are people less fortunate than us on Christmas."

Holy F*ck. I'm partly OCD and even I wouldn't bother doing this. That's obtuse.