You’ve never seen HamNo before? He’s the newest refugee to Giz after Gawker was murdered by gaslight.

I love a good, cantankerous Hamilton piece like this, but I will say that I like my iPhone, because it works. The Android phones I’ve encountered—and two of them have been Nexus devices—have this nasty habit of becoming buggy and barely functional with bad battery life within less than two years. My old 4S, however,…

Maybe you should have chosen a popular career. As a journalist, specifically A TECHNOLOGY journalist, you seem to have trouble understanding how or why technology works. This was like reading an article by a high school student who doesn’t yet grasp everything that goes into a product. The fact that you’ve never met a…

Nobody needs anything besides the basic things our biology demands. Our psychology creates another whole set of demands. For some people, those demands will be met by an iPhone. For others they will not. Nothing anybody can do about it.

I had to read the whole article to make sure this wasn’t a joke. I am confused as to why you posted this article on a tech site when you seem to know so little about tech (like the difference between a green text and a blue one and how it can actually save you $20 a month).