So...footstep tracking is coming back when it actually works?

You know, web browsers have bounties on bugs and glitches if they can be identified and reported to the developer. Nintendo should be paying (or at least thanking) people like Anonymous Joe, not shutting down specific videos that show the glitches in action.

CALCULUS!!!

Funny Channel with an electrician

That's brilliant! Now if I can be sure to never get laid off, incur some massive medical debt, or have my identity stolen, I'll be golden...

It would be difficult for this comment to be any more smarmy or self-righteous. Must be hard to see all the little people from up on top of that high horse.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

10 internets to anyone who figures out how to integrate this into the most badass Spiderman costume ever.

Good thing that you put "translate" in double quotes, but saying "your code" is still misleading. This is, as you said, just a library of pre-written code.

1cm thick steak? That's not a steak, that's lunch meat!

For Dinner with bitchy mother-in-law – Old Fashioned

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Remember that this won't always be particularly revealing. In better guest wifi setups, connections are to some extent VLANed and segregated from each other. So you can't be sure that this program is giving give you a true picture, if all it's doing is port scanning. And in that case, you'd be far better off using a…

As a systems engineer... there is nothing more frustrating than a programmer telling me how to do my job. Sooo irritating.

Am I showing my age if I mention Pascal?

I was about to post something snarky about this article (like "How to Get the New iOS 7 and Remove Everything New!"), but then decided that there was enough snarkiness on the Internet. So here's a picture of the baby panda at the National Zoo.

I can't live without Bartender. It takes all my (many) menu bar apps and hides the icon until it's trying to notify me. Plus it lets me hide the system icons I never use there (like my profile name).

AUTOMATIC APP STORE UPDATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is all I heard

Yep, it's bad to eat them. The more I read about octopus intelligence, the more it nauseates me to contemplate eating one. Sorry to be all serious and shit, but eating potential friends is not cool.