Physical buttons instead of touchscreens and actual gauges instead of dummy lights on the dash.

My Subaru Baja had this feature...and I registered it as a truck

I basically gave my beloved 2003 5MT Subaru Baja with 187k miles away when the exhaust rusted out. To be fair the car needed rust repaired on the rockers & rear quarters as well, the front bumper was off a same-year Outback so it didn’t line up 100%, and it had an unknown leak that caused ice to build up on the inside…

Banjo would be cool but I suspect Nintendo may put Crash or Spyro in instead due to their recent remasters

my go to is soy sauce & butter on air or stove popped popcorn for sweet/salty mix. No microwave popcorn allowed in my house.

You’re forgetting the stereotypical rattle that eventually develops

Gauges are needed, but not the stupid economy gauge in my Subaru that should’ve been a coolant temp gauge. Makes me think of a crappy rental moving truck every time I look at it...

Nascar ‘99 on the PS1 allowed you to race in the wrong direction without auto resetting your to car face the right way. As a kid I’d immediately turn around, do a lap or two, then smash into the lead car to see how big of a crash I could cause.

Check your damn mirror before merging into the fast lane. If you see a car coming up on yours and you’re doing under the speed limit, don’t cut in front of that car.

Naptha works like a charm for this. Just soak the label & apply some gentle scrubbing, the label & glue will be removed with little to no effort.

and pumping maple syrup like oil through my engine and turbo is better than letting the car warm up for a few minutes? Also have you ever tried shifting a 6 speed that’s been sitting in single digit weather overnight? I’ll gladly waste a little bit of gas to avoid costly auto repair bills in the future.

1 minute is not enough time to warm the engine oil enough to proper operating viscosity; I can’t be pumping that maple syrup like oil through my turbo.

I used to work for Enterpise in Vermont & can confirm that none of our cars had winter tires. The lies the sales people used to tell customers just so they could move cars: “Sure, this Dodge Charger has good enough winter tires to make it up your icy/snowing incline of a driveway.”

The first thing I thought of when I saw this was “Wow, now the cops can destroy my [Subaru’s] differential and then be able to weasle out of paying for damages.”

I dodn’t trust KBB, have always used NADA values instead