In the second episode, which dealt largely with evolution, NdGT described all of life on earth as a big tree, and described being included in that tree as a "spiritual experience." It resonated with me when he said that, because I have a religious background.

Because Bubble Tea is one of humanity's most horrifically disgusting creations.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

Here's an idea: Extend mandatory paid parental leave and do it in a way that allows new fathers to take just as much time, or more, than new mothers. That would go a very long way towards closing the gap on that 77 cents figure.

If they do not cast David Giutoli as Prince Eric, I may have to boycott this film. He literally IS Prince Eric, it's like they grew him in a lab

Sam (Tim Meadows): "Get out of here, Dewey."
Dewey Cox: "What are y'all doing in here?"
Sam: "We're smoking reefer, and you don't want no part of this shit."
Dewey Cox: "You're smoking reefers?"
Sam: "Yeah, of course we are, Can't you smell it?"
Dewey Cox: "No, Sam, I can't."
Reefer Girl (Odette Yustman): "Come on, Dewey,…

He's being smart. You reach young people by going on things they actually watch. He actually managed to be fairly funny, which is more than most can do.

Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.

Taystee and Poussey are great, but I also love Mackenzie and Amanda.

I have an older friend who is a server. She's one of those people who can get away with saying things most people couldn't get away with. She doesn't tolerate nonsense. She's not bitchy (like me), but she's very firm. She's very tiny (98 lbs) but you feel like you're a 9 yrs old talking to the school principal. If…

I can still strap Jr into a high chair, but even when Jr is old enough to run around, Jr will not be allowed to do so. Mr. Clavel and I hate that shit.

THIS.

My wife and I both waited tables in our earlier, child-less lives, and we tip 25% minimum (plus whatever change to round up to the nearest dollar) when we take the children out to eat. We also clean up as much as we can.

Yesterday I was at brunch and saw one of those family's who thought their darling toddlers did no wrong. Rather than clearing out when they were done eating and the children started getting antsy (or bringing toys from home to distract them) they simply handed the kids the pepper mill and sugar packets and kept…

My husband threw a table out of the restaurant once when he was a GM. Their kid - like 6 maybe? old enough to know better - was tearing through place on those stupid wheelies shoes with the roller skates in the heels. And he snuck up/crashed into a server carrying a huge tray of food, who fell forward but the tray hit…

I can't tell you how many times I came within an inch of tripping over a toddler and spilling boiling hot food everywhere, or steered a kid away from a hot steam table. Restaurants are not magical zones where your kids can't come to harm, people, they are DANGEROUS.

20%, and you'll be my best friend ever if your messy toddler stays in their seat.

Yes. We all feel better than when we fall back no matter what you hear.

I would much rather Fall Back Forever. There is no need for sunlight at 9pm in July!!! Too much sun is depressing to me. Like having a relentlessly cheerful co-worker who won't rest until everyone plays along.

Nope. Spring forward is the BEST. MOAR SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!