I'm using more the proverbial we - as in 'Murca - not as in the Jezzie 'we'.

(Obviously Sally getting all murdery changed a few things, but seriously - we're cool with Huck the semi-reformed killer-for-hire, the President who murdered the Supreme Court Justice, and Olivia the fixer who literally fixed a national election, but not with these two smart, driven women?)

Team Mellie and Sally FOR.E.VER.

I just about choked when she said that! I always judge people when they say things like "[such and such famous person] and I should be best friends"... But now I totally get it re: Jessica Williams.

I personally loved Jessica Williams calling out the "unique" spelling of Megyn Kelly's first name. Williams is an absolute treasure.

Just because her family is comprised of short people who live in a fantasy world doesn't mean she's a hobbit! (Does this logic mean Khloe - who is rather tall - is definitely NOT a hobbit?)

Catch up on TGW when you can because Charles' performance this season has been incredible. (That being said, I also think his performance in 'Don't Tell Mom...' was also criminally overlooked.)

JOSH CHARLES SHOULD GET ALL THE AWARDS.

Perhaps we'll get lucky, NBC will recycle the swastikas and we'll be seeing NPH as the Emcee in Cabaret? (I don't want to even think about what abomination they'd cast as Sally.)

Cue all the claims that this is NBC's fault in 3... 2...

First, I think this is amazing.

Two thoughts:

I think it's supposed to be something about how you need to take care of yourself before you can properly take care of others. It's not a bad sentiment, it's just a dumb way to put it.

It's my understanding that traditionally, bridal showers were meant to give the bride gifts in order to add to her dowry if her family could not afford one suitable for her future husband. (Paraphrasing, but I'm pretty sure I'm remembering this correctly.) Baby showers are meant to be to give items to the future…

My sex education started today when I saw a rendering of the new football stadium in Qatar.

Mr. Tuxedo and I picked out my ring together. It came down to one we both liked that was in his budget and one that we both were absolutely head-over-heels in love with that was just outside his range. So, I ponied up the difference. A month later he surprised me with a fabulous proposal and presented me with a…

Sandwich prostitution is bad, but some of these sandwiches look really good.

I'm not Italian-American, but I am offended on behalf of all Italian-Americans. Love, Gorga-Style =/= Love, Italian-Style.

Activiaaaaaaaaa!

I know Hollywood isn't all about propriety or anything, but the problem with this outfit is that it is completely age inappropriate. I would love to see it on a Fanning or something, though.