I so, so wish that Roger Ebert were alive for this: http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/north-…

Semi-related: When I was little, I had major Jewish sads around Christmas time. I was jealous of my friends who got Christmas trees and tons of gifts (no eight night of presents at my house) and I didn't understand why literally everything in December revolved around something that I couldn't experience. Around the…

My mom and I read together every night (probably until I was older than I should have been) and ended with us trading chapters of books like Black Beauty and Little Women, but some of my earliest memories are of me "tucking my parents in" so that I could read (more like recite) my favorite picture books to them before…

Thanks! Looking into them. Hopefully they work on my frame!

What brand do you have?

My mom also took me to PP to get BC! I think she wanted me to see the full range of sexual consequences (pregnancy, STDs, frightening visits to PP), while also telling me there was no shame in what I was doing because I was at the very least being safe. She made the nurse teach me how to put on a condom. I was 18 and…

Not necessarily in relation to Farrah, but in relation to drunk driving in general:

My thoughts exactly.

I've only been a bridesmaid in two weddings and have not had any of these horrific experiences with brides, but it is clearly an issue. I am getting married soon and I consistently get emails from my bridesmaids thanking me for being a "laid back bride." While I take this as a compliment, I'm also not trying to brag.…

Also as the Russian mob boss on the ill fated Damian Lewis show, 'Life'.

As a W&M alum, I can assure you that a student named Jon Stewart never played soccer at the College. There was a Jon Leibowitz on the roster, though...

The white hot rage I feel whenever I see one of the thousand (there's a thousand now, right?) Housewives' iterations is almost entirely pacified by Albie Manzo.

What's the general consensus on guys with highlights? (I'm looking at you, Urban.)

Maybe it's because I'm upsettingly resigned to the fact that schools will continue to do dumb shit always, but my first thought after reading this piece is how the hell a town in Utah got named 'Hurricane'.