Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

It should be noted that, if you intend to go the route of using a different email address every month for another free month of Prime (I just pay the $99 a year), if you have a Gmail account, you can put periods anywhere before the @gmail.com portion of your email address and you’ll still receive the email at your…

“Defective” *nom*

If you put Diesel in a gas car, it will get pissed off and run like crap, worse as you go up in concentration, up to and including a crank/no start condition, but not usually any permanent damage. The rules change when putting Gasoline in a diesel vehicle. In most cases where heui injectors are involved, you’re buying…

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

You’re all chumps. I shoplifted my copy.

I heard, after he looks at stuff, he’s going to read a thing! He’s magnificent.