I got a weird variation on that, “Pretty eyes, thick thighs, WHAT A SURPRISE.” I don’t even really know what the fuck that means.

Moms are neg ninjas.

I can just about guarantee that this guy was practicing negging ‘cause some self-proclaimed PUA told him to. The persistence kinda points in that direction as well.

In the same vein: “Wow, your pronunciation is really good!”. This was said to me by my boss after I told him my own son’s full name. He literally complimented me for correctly pronouncing the name I picked out.

I wish. I’ve had pretty great luck with men but that guy was a real piece of work. I did tell him his ostrich skin cowboy boots that he’d just paid $800 for were fake. He was Danish but super into Texas culture, so I think that hurt him more than a wangpunch.

“You have beautiful eyes but they are the saddest and most tragic ones I’ve ever seen”

One of the guys I screwed around with (who I’m now really good friends with) said I’m the only overweight girl he’s ever found attractive.
I don’t think that was actually a neg, on his part, but it was kind of like... okay? thank you?

I don’t get why guys feel the need to share information like that. :\

My boyfriend at the time and I were up at his family cottage. He was doing dishes after a meal, and since he never helped out around the apartment we shared I play-flirted by saying “ooh i like this look on you!”

After our first (and last) time together:

It really felt that way. The funny thing is it was only a few years ago and I can literally remember nothing else about this guy. Except my friend called him lens crafters because he had these stupid hipster glasses. That’s all I remember about him.

One that I and my fellow plus-sized ladies have heard way too fucking often: “you have such a pretty face.”

“I love homely girls. You remind me of my grandma. But you’re kinda sexy, can I have your number?”

Most Indian girls have so many sexual hangups!

“But I’m offering you such a great salary... for a girl.”

The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:

“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”

“You're lucky cause you mostly look white."

(At the office) “As far as women go, you know your stuff pretty well. I hope you asked for a salary that outranks the other women lateral to your position.” Not the other men, mind you, just the other women lateral to me. I may or may not have kicked this guy in the nuts.

“You look very clean today.”

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...