I got my pre-baby jeans up over my thighs and on to my hips. I can’t yet convincingly button them up, but still!

I literally gasped at how hot they are.

You’re doing a great job! It’s a really hard thing to do! Good work, LadyCoren!

I like it. WANNA FIGHT M8

I got a pancaker just like that. It’s unfortunate, but it’s true.

Let she who has never laughed at her own joke...

Ohhh man.... The SO’s never knowing part knocked the breath out of me. I never knew I felt that way until this very moment. I just thought I was “private".

...Aaaaand I just got take off your pants and jacket. The 14 year old Blink fan inside of me is so ashamed. I named my first kid Josie and everything!

Squishy sleeping baby. She looked like Winston Churchill for the first couple of months.

This pales compared to when the selfie idiots killed the baby dolphin. Like I know it’s not a zero sum game, and many people can be the worst, but as far as selfie mishaps go...

🙋 I really hope it’s deleted, and to be honest, it probably is! He was (and still is) a wonderful person! It was also 13 years ago!

Just little straw boaters. They’re actually pretty cute and it’s sunny as all get out here.

I’m going to continue to wipe my hands on my jeans like the slob I am, thankyouverymuch.

I’m just quietly sitting here on my flat butt, with my thin lips and my b cups, waiting for huge puffy labia to be the trend.

I’m a stay at home mom and I feel straight up #blessed. I’m so grateful that we can afford it. I’m grateful that my husband gets up every morning and busts his butt at his job.

I counter with recently-divorced Will Arnett.

I am literally going to die when I see them.

Vaginal prolapse. 35 weeks pregnant, trying to shave my bikini line, and I’m doing a cirque du soliel move holding my stomach sitch to one side. Then I pull the skin of my pussy to the side to make it taut, and the whole left side just kind of pouched itself out. I cried and went to the ER and there was nothing they…

Shiiiiit. I thought it was Kendal looking amaze...

One thing NOT bothering me is how amazing Kendal looks. She’s stunning! I honestly never knew!