“But he can acknowledge, as opposed to Candice Owens, that racism exists. I guess that’s something.”

Salmon also die at the end from sheer exhaustion. Between his blackness and his Republicanism, something's gonna give. 

And a fuckton of them die in the attempt. Pretty shitty comparison.

He’s trying to walk a line. He’s trying to be a black man and be a Republican at the same time, but the logic pretzels he twists in his attempt to be pragmatic while not offending his party shows why the two are incongruent. If you ever wondered what it would look like to see a fish try to swim up a waterfall, picture…

Yes he is definitely a Republican. And a staunch Evangelical. He supports the repeal of the ACA and votes with Trump over 90% of the time on everything. He is generally terrible in everything else that matters and effects Black people disproportionately in this country. But he can acknowledge, as opposed to Candice…

What she has a fundamental misunderstand of how ordering food online works. She claims she doesn’t want anyone trying to pay for her food and she wants to “pay her own way”. Her alleged plan is to order online and pick up when you get there. But McDonalds isn’t pizza. They don’t make your order when you place it and…

She would have been ok with the poisoning if they just had it ready in time.

I watched this and first I was like HAHAHAHHAHA damn girl get out of your eggamuffin feelings before you hurt yourself....

She's afraid to order at McDonald's so she orders at McDonald's? 

It’s crazy to me how fast corporate America went all in on monetizing the struggle.

Bet that guy hides out in a little bunker to hide from all the scary protesters like his pathetic leader.

Makes you wonder what they were talking about when they shut down for Race training.

Ahhh.. the joys of racist teachers... memories.. such sweet (like cyanide) memories.

I would have said she’s a Becky that’s suffering from Karen-itis.. and in this case it seems to be terminal (to her employment).

I was wondering when the shoe was gonna drop and that was it.

I’m from Knoxville and while it’s definitely not at all what it was like when I was growing up, UT keep it more even keeled racially than basically anywhere in a 20 mile radius of Knoxville.

Yeah, I also had to go back and rewind that. “Did she really say bitch?”

See this is where I’m still stuck...thiiiisssss heffa said WHAT?!?!?!????

Ya’ll must have gotten a hold of an edited video, cause the real video would have followed that with:

I read about this earlier today. As someone who describes myself as a “word person”, I’m glad that a definitive compiler of words and their meanings actually listened and acted appropriately.