“So the air is going to go down the back window, along the trunk, up the lip spoiler and go crashing in to the basket-handle-spoiler. Sure, that’ll work!”

This. Man, these pictures remind me that living in California does have its perks as a car guy sometimes.

Tire pressure must have been off.

There you go again with your facts. 

WRONG. It is completely disingenuous to compare a base roadster to a Grand Touring RF.

Spoiler alert: your eyes aren’t an accurate measure of sales figures.

The price-hike for the convertible is:

R&D is baked into the whole model, and 12% per unit is WAY high. ~7K$ per unit, base C8 to base C8 convertible.

Europeans have been threatening to buy corvettes for like 30 years and it never seems to happen.  Be sure to send me the photo when you pull the trigger :)

Dear Audi,

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

I’m sure it has automatic hill hold, you peasant.

Is the logo lined up?

I have beer if you want to come over and cry with me. I’m here for you, Porscheless brother.

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

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Think about this:

Spend a lifetime bangin’ hoores and you’re gonna catch the syphilis