Play-by-play guy deserves a raise for knowing the appropriate time to shut the fuck up.

They went full Tomsula since the break. Never go full tomsula.

It’s the mustache. Nobody can take him seriously with that.

I’m not going anywhere near this if I am Alex Kapranos. Just saying.

As part of my amicus brief in support of Mr. Bird I would like to submit Game 3 of the 1997 eastern conference finals. A 79-73 shit show between the Knicks and Heat.

This joke is the best joke ever to be completely terrible.