Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson thinks this is bullshit.

Whitefish Bay is known not-so-affectionately as White Folks Bay

I love that this guy isn’t even the craziest person in his family.

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

Despite all of his problems, Lamar Odom has always seemed to be a good guy with a lot of personal demons the likes of which I am lucky not to be able to truly simply don’t have the reference point to appreciate or understand. He’s had a life of considerable tragedy, including the loss of a child. If it happened to me,…

So much for that “they’re getting an education” argument.

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

Texas needed this win. Happy for Charlie Strong, he’s a good dude. Hopefully they can sustain some momentum

And this is why the “Leonard Fournette” should sit out discussion happened last week.

That one white guy had no idea who he was. Fucking A-Aron

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

Getting paid over $100,000 a year to make Ryan Tannehill cry? I’m sure they are enjoying that practice squad paycheck thoroughly.

Don’t forget random cog in Seattle defense Byron Maxwell, who got $63 million to watch the game from on the field. It’s like he’s in a fantasy camp.

This guy was my server at a bar before the game. I went to the bar and got my own drinks, thanks.

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

As a Rutgers alum I read through this article waiting to see some accurate slams of my schools’ football team only to find the largest slam of all- they weren’t even mentioned