Quadruples*?

Because they fail! Geddit?

2051* in Valve time.

Wait wit? Universe has a lifetime? *confused*

Join the club!

My 4x Crossfire Radeon HD 6990 only runs CS:S at 12 frames per second on this display!

I'd rather get an Apple Cinema Display, 2560 by 1440 pixels.

8GB with No wi-fi = fail

Apple lawsuit in 3... 2... 1...

Here's a tip Motorola:

They did start rendering 170 years ago, when Apple invented the computer first. Check your facts.

12,500 CPU cores running at 0.5GHz? That screen looks pretty bad...

RIMP?

This will kill RIM now! Their primary target is business, and a major rule: don't sell buggy stuff to businesses!

Mommy, I ate all the magnets and now my tummy feels weird!

Steve Jobs would be the most gangster mob boss!

AAARRRGGGHHGHG MY EYES, MY EYES!

There's a limit to how much security someone can have.

Everyone's peed on a ton of bushes... DON'T DENY IT!

@BugManINSeattle Yes.