@mtfmuffins: "Not that I'd want a repeat of a world war, but god how I wish I could have seen some of those incredible machines in action back in their heyday."

@westsidekino: Um... maybe, you know, police can test for drugs...

So sad. And this is all because of an idiot high on some crack cocaine.

For those of you who don't want to register, the SHOULD work:

@Mark 2000: He didn't make it up. Steve Jobs said it at the event.

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: lol this would make SUCH a good apple commercial song.

Do you guys want to know the best mousepad?

@Mike Worldcrusher: yeah.

TITLE FAIL

@OTCIXS:

Just watch them run over real people in the streets because the look blurry from far away.

"So man created rocket jump, and it was leet."

@falthorn: B-but didn't I kill you with a knife?

And I was about to give up on gaming for iPod and iPhone... DAMN IT!

@Good news, everyone!: Ah. I kinda forgot Balmer's voice...

@Good news, everyone!: stupid comment.

@ossuary: Not true with this one. Please check Apple's site before posting a misleading post.

@searching with my good eye closed: Look, FaceTime gets about 1-5 frames per second using a 4G to WiFi modem- Apple wants no one to use FaceTime over cellular data networks.

@lucasway89: True lol.

@Suicidal Octopus: But AT&T coverage is not nearly as bad as some people report it. Either there's an AT&T tower right next to my house, or people are living in small countryside villages. Speed is pretty decent here too, but I like my cable more, as it gets us 25mb/s for around $50 a month. Yes, Comcast pwns.