Not only do I not need this, I don’t even understand why this is a thing.

That really looks like someone skinned C-3PO....

Holy shit did they look at Bohemian Rhapsody and say “Now THAT’S a well-edited movie!”? There are more cuts during the dialogue than a Michael Bay action sequence. Thought I was having a seizure.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m sure you produce very soulful drivel. 

I like the Marvel movies and the comics and everything but frankly nothing would make me happier than to see the families somehow win and just totally scorch the earth industry.

Hm. This one is interesting in that he acknowledged it was wrong almost immediately, and wrote them to personally appologize straight away. So I guess the question becomes, “What is accountability?” Because unless I’m mistaken, that sounds like what he did. 

And I just hate how artless it all is. They’re really basically telling you, by abusing the rhythm and beats of comedy, to laugh at really horrible things. Not at JOKES about horrible things, mind you (which is a huge difference), but at the things themselves.

Unless they’re leaving for hell, and never to come back, I don’t give a damn.

Well Norm can finally meet his biggest fan.  Nicole Brown Simpson. 

Can we please frame these as “Director is asked question by interviewer since interviewer knows that regardless of the answer it will get clicks”? And all things considered, that’s a pretty tame comment? He says some Marvel movies are formulaic, but he’s optimistic about the state of big budget pictures. And that’s…

Oh good.  Maybe this has an actual chance to get canceled then.

My favorite part of watching that is keeping an eye on the other comedians to see when they start to figure out what Norm is doing. 

Tobey looked a little older but I didn’t think he was more than 21 22, which his character is 18/19

Britney Spears, Lorena Bobbit, and Courtney Stodden, then why not Tammy Faye?

I’m thrilled that I managed to avoid finding out who Courtney Stodden is for this long.

Also, Parker graduates about halfway through the film, so Maguire doesn’t play a teenager for very long.

Right? Toby Maguire looked 10 years younger than his real age. Ben Platt looks 10 years older than his real age. 

Yea, i am not sure the ‘value’ of the raid feature offsets the harm it can do. Sure, a big streamer could drop a raid on a smaller streamer to get them some viewers but the fact that it causes this much trouble shows it should just be retired.

Or they could put in a system where the person being raided has to you know,…

How about just, oh I don’t know, remove the feature