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“Availed” — I do not think that word means what you think it means. 

Here is the poem in its entirety. Thousands have failed to decipher it, but perhaps you will be one to finally figure it out:

I can’t wait for the My Favorite Murder episode on how he’s a piece of shit who duped all these people so he could have secondhand murderation.

Sorry, edit: He couldn’t have reasonably NOT thought....

Good god. Fenn has either designed The Most Dangerous Game (intentionally), or his hoax got out of hand and he’s refusing to acknowledge any responsibility for the loss of human life. Fucked up, regardless.

It is literally all I’ve been thinking about all day. I mean, the legs, back, glute and core strength it must take to do this...a girl could really enjoy that.

Smoking gun, part 2. I’m a full-on Tessa and Scott truther now.

Like, think of how strong he must be.

The best part is when he says, “I’ve read.”

Yup - saw this the other day and that sealed it for me. Did you notice when she gives him the ‘look’ he tries to cover it up by saying, “... I read.”

When Lipinski quietly said into the mic, “She is blind, and he is showing her the world,” I said “NOOOOOPE.” so loud, one of my kids got out of bed to investigate.

I saw him singing and it nearly killed me. Is it possible for your heart to have an orgasm? Because I think that’s what I had.

I have never shipped anyone. Not fictional characters, not irl people. But I ship these two and I want it more than I have ever wanted anything related to two people I have never and will never meet. I fell down an internet VM shipping hole last night and I have no regrets.

WTH was that Bobrova/Soloviev blind-woman dance though?

I fell so far down the Virtue/Moir rabbit hole over the past couple of weeks, I saw all of the practice session GIFs and interviews and all of the performances before the Olympics. I subscribe to the “almost for sure definitely have in the recent past, but focused on the gold this year but as of the end of the medal

They were holding it in during competition but now that they’ve won and have a week to chill in the Olympic Village they are totally fucking. Like rabbits. Ice skating rabbits. With Gold Medals.

*They’ve boned since winning gold, with medals around their necks.

He gets to be in Legend of Tomorrow, the arguably better show at this point.

Likewise JK SImmons still scares the shit out of me every time I see him on screen. Vern Schillinger, one of the scariest most evil TV characters EVER

It’s only fitting that ‘Mayhem’ weighed in on the Parker/Cattrall feud.