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Obviously I’m not a professional athlete but I did work out most of pregnancy and I was STUNNED how long it took to get back my old strength. Growing a person f’s up your body.

The Signature of All Things is a beautiful novel, and I wish people who criticize her for being “all about me” would read it. Even though her most famous writing is about herself, she is a talented writer who is more than capable of seeing the world through others’ eyes. That book completely changed my impression of

Why would he need to kill the candidates when they were off the island and therefore couldn’t replace Jacob? It doesn’t really make a ton of sense that he’d need the candidates to come back just so he could kill them. If the MIB killed Jacob and nobody took his place, he’d be able to leave.

Damn i love this show. The Constant is one of the best episodes of television (and I have seen ALOT of television), maybe its just Desmond and Penny, but i just love it. I loved the mystery, the water cooler discussions at work, researching the mysteries. I’m glad I got to watch it all weekly on TV, it was a fun ride.

And continually stuff gold coins into roly droids.

I loved the Last Jedi and I think this makes an INCREDIBLY important point, which is we need just an entire movie based in the bougie ass casino watching asshole alien malcontents do debauchery.

This was absolutely delightful.

No, that was after, when Jesse L. Martin joined.

I miss Lenny.

Was that during the Benjamin Bratt years? Those were rough ones. Lenny did a lot of heavy lifting for everyone.  

Cars are technology. We need to stop thinking of “technology” as “computers or the internet or something.”

The biggest gift my family ever gave me was that fully 50% of each generation don’t get married and become kickass uncles and aunts, for something like four generations now. So I was raised in an environment where being an old single was never “the wrong path” or some sort of lingering doom.

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

I think it’s that aggressive, awkward, raw but genuine honesty that Driver seems to have gift for delivering, verbally and non-verbally, in all of his performances. It’s rather passionate, and makes all of the pink parts happy.

He did the same sort of thing in “Girls”, too. He makes you uncomfortable, he’s a dick,

I don’t agree with you, but stars for “ he looked like that last remaining potato in the back of the drawer.”

#reylo memes are so excellent. I’m supposed to be an adult too but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I absolutely disliked Kylo and was on the #WheresRey train two years ago—and wrote hot takes about how stupid Disney was to try to frame KR as the protagonist of TFA, when REY obvs, is the one we identify with.

Hot Like Charles Bronson is an excellent band name.

Hell. Fucking. Yes.