turtlewexler
Turtle Wexler
turtlewexler

Oh, Kelly, how did you know I would be here scrolling past all the Trump articles desperately needing this to make my morning bearable? Bless you.

OMG that plaid. And the trim! How could you possibly justify putting that trim on the plaid?!!!

Yes, this one is lovely, though you are all probably right the fabric is most likely terrible. What colors do you think it is? I'm picturing cream with red roses...

Dude is convinced he’s going to go to hell for marrying Jane-tries to do it anyway. there is definitely some hotness in that.

Ooh, you have convinced me to go read it. Thanks for the recommendation!

Fuck Trefoils, they are barely even a cookie.

But the pregnancy/baby weight gain is SO MUCH WORSE. They are pretty cute playing together, however, they soon learn to plot together against the parents.

Did they drag Dany back to Vaes Dothrak? Get your dragons under control, woman.

I'm frankly relieved that I no longer have the burden of spoilers, I am very much looking forward to watching the show and being surprised!

His son is from a previous marriage and is 44. It's not a sexism thing- just that his son is already an adult.

I wish I knew you IRL to get on the list- these are amazing!

They will totally use that and not pay you for it, you know?

I don’t think the baby was supposed to be part of the plot. She’s really having his baby so they just jumped on it! Because nothing about Jim Gordon right now says “good guy to have a baby with.”

One time I saw him at an event and he told this story about how he was at a grocery store in line behind a woman with a young child and the child said, “can I have a candy bar?” and the mom said no. So Daniel picked up two candy bars and informed the kid he was going to buy himself two candy bars because he was a

I swear I just read that “Kanye” instead of “Kane” and was like, yeah.

I love how much your mom loves the muppets

Yes, absolutely! I mean, imagine trying to pay bills not knowing when your next damn check is coming! And contractors! There’s a whole system if govt contractors, too!

I ordered a spencer once from a dressmaker and we communicated through Pride and Prejuidice-”do you want one like Lizzie is wearing when she talks to Wickham in (this scene)?” “No, I want the one where she’s walking town in (this scene)“

I’ve been to the one in Louisville, KY! (That challenged their Regency dress record) it’s nice- if you can’t make it to Bath, check it out. The local Jane Austen society came up with it as a sort of brillant partnership with a historic house of the same time period. Good for them and the house. They had a program

Best Buy?!? As in, the parking lot/phone booth of the Best Buy? Maybe this whole damn thing is some twisted experiment to make people talk about Best Buy as much as possible.