Imagine if this dude:

Jesus, I'm glad you got away from him.

Yeah, the husband of one of the women who was most worried about him cheating, ended up cheating with the wife of another firefighter. Quite of few of them were ignorant and racist and cheaters.

Can you stand over my should whenever I write from now on? Good. I’ll supply coffee and chocolate. Forever. Thanks.

My wife had that issue when she was a police officer.

We could smell gas in my driveway last night, so we called National Grid.

Given the phenomenal rates of divorce in the profession already, I'd say co-ed departments are the least of the problems firefighter spouses/partners need to be concerned about.

Well, it’s a start.

They look like they could be related.

These are all significantly less creepy Santas than Trump.

Have you ever noticed Donald Trump’s mouth?

There’s not much that makes me shudder, but this did. All I can think of is, “there are women who have had that mouth on them.”

A coworker (a young woman) took another coworker (older man) to Twin Peaks because she did not know it was like a classy titty bar and they were both too awkward to leave.

She’s SOOOOO CUTE!!!! Mine are still super cute but at close to six months they’re practically full on cats already (and they have broken two family heirlooms in two days so I’m a little pissed at them). But then they slept on me in a pile this morning. And when I watch TV at night. Can’t stay mad.

Jesus, you know things are going downhill when a presidential frontrunner reminds you of nothing so much as this guy.

Can you imagine if a Hillary supporter had assaulted a pro-lifer at a rally? Or a Bernie supporter had pushed a Republican protester? Front page fucking news.

My wife named them after characters in Twilight and The Hunger Games. It was only later we realized they synch up with Adventure Time.

Jake (top) & Finn when they were but wee lads.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhh so adorable!! I just want to squeeze her. :D