Torres had won his last fight and three of his last four. His only loss in that time being a decision in an exciting fight with Might Mouse Johnson. The UFC doesn't often cut fighters coming off wins, so I think this is exactly as it appears.

Since women are fertile for about 5 days each month, I am capable of having roughly 40 wives while still being "available" to all my ladies. If I really put some thrust into it, I could take 60.

If you were worried about catching the eye of law enforcement, you probably wouldn't use words like haze, kush, cannabis, marijuana and indica. Hell- you probably wouldn't be selling drugs on Craigslist in the first place.

In the US, it is illegal to possess and distribute.

Hah! I do not think this poster means "teens" in the sense of teenagers. Much more likely is that he or she means "teens" as in an abbreviation for "teener" which is generally 1/16th of a oz, or half an eight ball, of cocaine or methamphetamine.

Amazingly, their claimed "success" rate is better than that of drug or alcohol rehabilitation.

This isn't a hypothetical- I work in IT for medium-sized corporation and we've already processed several requests today for upgrades from Blackberrys to iPhones.

This reminds me of my favorite expansion pack: The Sims Sex Crime Edition.

#TerribleNamesForAPenis is also hot today. Sorry, but this is a #LookingForThingsToBeOffendedBy fail.